Convention Rules

Seen as a freely available card at CF7, with no attributions, but it was too nice to just let go by, so here it is:

Convention Rules

  1. Hug everyone!
  2. Stare at it for 15 seconds. If it does not move, it is edible.
  3. If it bites you, bite it back.
  4. If you can not look at it in the mirror, do not put it in spandex.
  5. Ram disk is not an installation procedure.
  6. This space left intentionally blank.
  7. If it meows stroke it. If it still meows, wash it.
  8. Every neck has 2 or more sides. Constantly test nearby necks.
  9. If you're going to be serious, do not bother to show up.
  10. 3 1/2 hard is always better than 5 1/4 floppy.


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